Of course my clone will be handsome. He’ll look exactly like my other clone, won’t he?

“I got him a cool gift. I got him a pack of razors, and a really furry dead cat.”

“I just got a new windshield. Slowly I’m going to replace my way to a new car. I…”

“Growing up, the only class I didn’t doodle in was Art class, because there I’d …”

“Dear cat, your ears are flipped inside out, so I know you’re not listening to a…”