Oh, dear gods, this was turning into a boy fight.

“I can’t keep pretending that I don’t want this – that I don’t want you. I can’t…”

“All right, the alien testosterone right now is a little too much, and I really …”

“This was pretty much when the Guards behind me decided they were going to try t…”

“His dinner included three hamburgers and two orders of fries. I had no idea whe…”