Oh gods, stairs. Author: Megan Whalen Turner Copy Quote More from Megan Whalen Turner “A thief never makes a noise by accident.” “Because not wanting the prize the gods have arranged for you - that just might …” “All my life they had made choices for me, and I had resented it. Now the choice…” “I stayed only two days in the capital. I was welcomed by a cheering citizenry, …”