OK isn’t just all right—it’s also the abbreviation for the state above Texas.

“Like a 9-5 business at 4:59 pm, her legs were open.”

“He has wisdom beyond his years. He’s 87-years-old, and he’s at least as wise as…”

“A whisper is like the shadow of a shout. My shout’s a little too green if I let…”

“Pepperoni looks so much like nipples that I can’t eat pizza without getting hor…”