On a map on my wall I relocated my family to Orafouraville, which is the capital of Kintzylvania, which is in the location of what you might call Pennsylvania. But I relocated Florida to that spot and changed its name, and moved Pennsylvania down and to the left (west).

“My heartbeat’s so loud it’s like a tap dancer in my chest. No, it’s more like M…”

“My motto is: If I didn’t do it first, I want to do it better. Boy, I sure hope …”

“A bird once sent out its mating call and in return got the siren of an ambulanc…”

“To Do Today, 1/17/081. Sit and think2. Reach enlightenment3. Feed the cats”