On a scale of 1-10, I'd probably be considered obese. Though I weigh much more than 10, my love is heavier still. That’s why I’m constantly trying to dish it off onto other people.

“With a last name like Elov, you’d probably have a mixed up love life.”

“I'm really going to freak out if I don't get into Histrionics 101. And if I get…”

“I have a fear of palindromes. Maybe because the only person to ever beat the he…”

“A brick could be used to stop time. I did it once at my uncle’s house, and I ne…”