On a unicycle, my tire will tire before I do. I ride for charity. I’m trying to raise enough money to buy a bicycle.

“On Knowledge: You know that I know you know, but I want you to know that I know…”

“I picked up a new language a few months ago. It was just laying on the ground, …”

“Every mission needs ammunition, even if it’s not bullets, but fiery pep talks.”

“I just bought a can of brown paint. It’s more expensive than coffee, but I real…”