On any job application I ever do, if they want my references, I always list the Bible.

“You know who you remind me of? Your clone.”

“I’d like to make the argument that The Cars were the first garage band.”

“I want to go to the Olympics. But I don’t want to train, so who’s going to buy …”

“A brick could be used to foretell the future. Here’s my prediction: Tomorrow wi…”