On the night of the murder I was at home, asleep. The characters in my dream can vouch for me.

“I’m not courageous. In fact, when I shadow box I wear boxing gloves that are ou…”

“Being a parent is apparently more than most men can handle. This is transparent…”

“Over 90% of my do-nothing attitude can be attributed to one thing—nothing. So c…”

“On the subject of how to make friends, I would give you some tips, but I just d…”