On your birthday you should throw me a party. This is my advice for everybody, especially my clones.

“I make love like an albino sings—softly, and from sunset to sunrise (except in …”

“A brick is what I’m voting for for President. And guess what? If you’re voting …”

“Sex and violence: the greatest duo since the Three Stooges.”

“My close friends are fond of telling me that I put the “yalt” in loyalty. Well,…”