Once upon a time the plural of 'wizard' was 'war'.

“Funny, reely," he said. "You spend your whole life goin' to school and learnin'…”

“His progress through life was hampered by his tremendous sense of his own ignor…”

“That's No'-as-big-as-Medium-Sized-Jock-but-bigger-than-Wee-Jock-Jock, mistress,…”

“Everyone knew there were wolves in the mountains, but they seldom came near the…”