One cup contains Starbucks coffee, and one holds diarrhea. But which is which? Drink it, and the one that doesn’t make you vomit is the diarrhea.

“Ever since the day I came out of the womb, I’ve had impeccable timing. For exam…”

“Orafoura paid me in pajamas, and I let him because the pajamas matched his plai…”

“Just don’t stand around and say, “Just don’t stand around.” That’s my job, and …”

“-Is he dead?
-Gosh I hope so, because I went to a lot of trouble to dig his gra…”