One great thinker said one thing, another said another, and while the two thoughts are contradicting, the one that backs my argument at the moment is the superior statement.

“I have so much love that it could stretch around the world’s largest dick. But …”

“-I’m 60-years-old.
-Ma’am, I don’t believe it.
-You’re too kind.
-It’s true. Yo…”

“I told her she should come back to my place because it’d just won sixth place i…”

“I look like a million bucks, but I feel like shit. Thanks, inflation!”