One Jarod’s a lover, and one Jarod’s a fighter. Which Jarod am I? The middle one.

“The thing that has impacted life on earth the most is life on mars. That’s wher…”

“Socialism provides safety in numbers. And that’s OK, if you don’t mind trading …”

“I am Captain Aptitude. Well, I will be, once I get acclimated to the climate at…”

“With my last breath, I’ll exhale my love for you. I hope it’s a cold day, so yo…”