One javelin through five people is like a murder kabob. Saves bullets.

“I don’t know the man standing next to me in the mirror. He looks like me, so is…”

“My brother was a great swimmer. He was as fast as a shark. Well, almost. It bea…”

“Bosses are like assholes—everybody’s got one. Well, everyone except the unemplo…”

“Love is like trying to wrestle an albino. It’s tough because they’re slippery a…”