One of you guys is going to have to feed the vampiric lawyer some blood and it can’t be me. (Caleb)
Why? You afraid of a little bite?
I’m anemic. (Nick)
And I’m Catholic. Doesn’t that knock me out of the running? (Nick)

“And you’re sure he’s not a regular lion?...Just checking. You guys could have h…”

“You swore an oath, just like the rest of us. I won’t have you preying on innoce…”

“Your father doesn't give his devotion lightly or carelessly. When you are given…”

“Where are the cops when you need them? (Nick)Probably eating beignets. As the o…”