One of your siblings has got to be the dumbest. And if you’re an only child—you’re the dumb one.

“Women are called the fairer sex. Are they just not as tan, or are they actually…”

“A female cop in my dream observes a shuffle, and takes note, but doesn’t fully …”

“Word of mouth is often louder than word of hand, although applause can be deafe…”

“I run a tight ship. It’s so tight, you could call it a canoe.”