One thing I often get carried away with is piggyback rides.

“I’ll leave my disconnected cell phone as collateral, and I’ll call you on it wh…”

“It’s times like these, in the middle of the night, that I wonder about the wisd…”

“A brick could be used to keep your sandwich pressed down, so your meat doesn't …”

“When the lights are about to burn out and start flickering, it’s like I’m blink…”