Only Jess could make Kleenex sexy.’ – Abigail

“Oh, sheez, what’s Syd Vicious doing back in town? (Payne)How’d the testicle ret…”

“Ren crossed his arms over his chest. "is it LoJacked?" "Of course," Andy said i…”

“Even the Devil may cry when he looks around Hell and realizes he's alone.”

“Hell, no, I’m not sober. You think I’d be doing this shit if I were? And I noti…”