Orafoura was yelling at his dog (not a German shepherd) in German, and I thought, “I didn’t realize dogs can speak German.

“I’m like Twain, Nietzsche, and Dali in that I have three mustaches. (I have two…”

“Is it better to pull someone, or push them to succeed? I have no idea, but will…”

“I had a dream about you. You were a lone candle on a barren vanilla cake, and I…”

“He has a face like chiseled stone. Of course, I could just be thinking that bec…”