Out of love I made you a cake. Also out of milk, eggs, flour, sugar, and vanilla.

“If my last name were Bedient, I’d want to Irishize it and have you call me O’Be…”

“A blanket could be used to understand Understanding. At least I think so. The p…”

“A blanket could be used to quell the rebellion. Wait until all the men are asle…”

“A brick could be used to crush grapes. If that sounds unnecessarily cruel, then…”