Over 90% of my do-nothing attitude can be attributed to one thing—nothing. So can the other 10%—but that’s just the free sample part.

“Between hello and goodbye is I love you.”

“You could say I lost my cool when I got heckled, but I wasn’t cool to begin wit…”

“Hard work would really open doors for me. So would being disabled.”

“A blanket could be used to sell your winningest product to your loserest custom…”