Pants don’t walk without legs in them. Let that be a lesson in love.

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“When I’m lonely I stand in the corner and play my saxophone and feel sorry for …”

“If green carpet grew on trees instead of leaves, I’d pick off a few cats—with m…”

“Dream headline from Orafouraville Times: Man Let Go By Employer, Falls To Death”