Patience and wisdom walk hand in hand, like two one-armed lovers.

“The girl I’m in love with told me she’s moving on. Should I cry or scream? Or s…”

“The smell of sex always reminds me of summer youth camps growing up.”

“Be the cheeseburger you’ve always dreamed you could be. That’s the advice I’d g…”

“I’m a Pisces, and people say that Pisces make the best the best lovers. That’s …”