Peanut: Just last week I was lying in bed and I woke up sobbing 'I will never be happy until we return to SA-NA-TA-ANA!' And now we're here! Thank you for bringing me!

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“Jeff: You know, you don't have to do this.Walter: Yeah, I could get a real job.…”

“Walter: Do you see this lovely young lady sitting right here in the front row? …”