People ask me all the time, “Jarod, how come you are so much more romantic than anybody else?” And I say, “Simple. I have brains, heart, courage, and most importantly, I have ruby red slippers.

“Maybe I will buy my nephew an aquarium for his next birthday. It’s got to be be…”

“Did I hear that right? Did someone say ice cream? It’s an odd thing to say in t…”

“Money, like a person whose first name is Money, shouldn’t be what you spend you…”

“I don’t punch walls, because walls don’t punch back. I also don’t punch things …”