People come and people go, but only a magical person can come and go at the same time.

“A blanket could be wrapped around people who’ve recently been electrocuted, bec…”

“Each one of my nostrils is the size of my urethra. Every breath smells like pis…”

“I looked him right in his eyes and I said, “I don’t like you, Cyclops.” Then I …”

“A mechanical toothbrush is the greatest oral device in the history of the sex t…”