People don’t blush when they’re embarrassed. White people blush when they’re embarrassed. Why so embarrassed, white people? Any skeletons in your closet? Oh yeah, that’s right—we’ve got more skeletons in our closet than anybody.

“I went in the dark room. It wasn’t filled with photograph negatives, but it was…”

“My friends call me Two Socks Kintz. They used to call me Barefoot Orafoura, but…”

“I ate a half a cookie, but not because I wanted to. I ate it out of necessity.”

“A brick could be used as a way to motivate yourself to succeed. I’m proof that …”