People don’t know I have a checkered past. I used to be a picnic table cloth.

“I’m getting gray hair in all sorts of crazy places. Like all over my carpet. It…”

“I make music like I make love—in a group. OK, so I’m not in a band, and I sing …”

“A blanket could be used to cover up Jude McNude. But despite his last name, he …”

“I'm all about safe fruit. After I peel a banana, I roll on a condom.”