People who have knickknacks are people people. Some are even named Nick.

“I am a people person, and I know how to make people feel comfortable, especiall…”

“I murdered all my staff. I’m terribly sorry. I thought they were someone else (…”

“My math is so fuzzy you should pet it. Four minus two isn’t two, because betwee…”

“I want to scrape earwax out of your ears like the last of the chunky peanut but…”