Pepperoni looks so much like nipples that I can’t eat pizza without getting horny.

“If love had four legs and fur, would you try to pet it, chase it, or serve it u…”

“I am the time machine of love. Quick, pull my big lever!”

“According to me I have hypochondria. So if I say I suffer from a condition wher…”

“I ran a few miles, Davis, and they were musical. Then I made love like the soun…”