Please, don't hate me because I am beautiful. Author: Michael Buckley Copy Quote More from Michael Buckley “..when the first rubber ball smacked her in the head and made her brains rattle…” “You sick, twisted monster," Sabrina seethed at Pinocchio.” “Nothing like a puppet to give you the willies.” “Girls, I need to tell you some things about our family," Sabrina said. "Have yo…”