Pluto will always be a planet in my book. That’s because my book was published before Pluto was blacklisted by planetary scientists.

“If I fail to succeed, I have succeeded in failing.”

“What’s furry, has four legs, and meows? My dinner, before I killed and cooked i…”

“I’m up for the Julius Caesar Author of the Year Award this year. I’m tremendous…”

“I don’t like to brag or frighten, but I’ve got a black belt. And a brown one, w…”