PMS? You're damned right I have PMS! It stands for Pass My Shotgun, which means you'd better sleep with one eye open, buster.

“I wouldn't do that if I were youOh yeah, why notBecause know a dozen ways to ki…”

“Well," Fred said. "Gotta go. You two come by for dinner soon. I'll barbecue som…”

“...And no prenup. Prenups are for people who plan on getting a divorce. I have …”