Poison Ivy tastes like an itch when you have it on your tongue, and I’d say that love tastes the same, only itchier.

“A blanket could be used like the Romans used Greek gods. Still, if you want my …”

“Love is like a portable lamp/sex toy. The world calls those flashlights, but I’…”

“It’s not: I jumped in, and it was cold. No. It was cold, and I jumped in. Alway…”

“If I were to hold up a bank with my index finger and my thumb as the “gun,” the…”