Politically, Republicans and Democrats are at opposite ends. One’s a burp and the other’s a fart.

“I used to want to be a missionary, but I don’t believe that’d be the best posit…”

“I’ll only blow my nose into green handkerchiefs. Why? Because all my brown hank…”

“How many birthdays can you fit in your lifetime? If you answered "All of them,"…”

“The only thing that stays the same is change.”