Politicians give criminals a bad name. A bad name like a bad word like shit.

“When I found him lying in the ditch holding a shovel, I thought he was sleeping…”

“I’m a bean counter. Oh, I’m not an accountant, but I did spill pinto beans on t…”

“The passenger door was wide open, nobody was around, and a purse was inside. Wa…”

“Being vulgar to be funny is a crutch, and I prefer wheelchairs.”