Politics isn’t dirty. And neither are politicians. No, politicians are filthy.

“If I had to live my life over, I’d live it over seas, like a cloud.”

“Silence is golden, and gold is up these days, so silence is a solid investment.”

“A brick could be used to stop a murder. Just wedge it in front of the door of t…”

“First machine kicked man’s ass physically, then machine started taking over the…”