Porthos: He thinks he can challenge the mighty Porthos with a sword...
D'Artagnan: The mighty who?
Porthos: Don't tell me you've never heard of me.
D'Artagnan: The world's biggest windbag?
Porthos: Little pimple... meet me behind the Luxembourg at 1 o'clock and bring a long wooden box.
D'Artagnan: Bring your own...
Porthos: [laughs]
Author: Alexandre Dumas
![Porthos: He thinks he can challenge the mighty Porthos with a sword... <br />D'Artagnan: The mighty who? <br />Porthos: Don't tell me you've never heard of me. <br />D'Artagnan: The world's biggest windbag? <br />Porthos: Little pimple... meet me behind the Luxembourg at 1 o'clock and bring a long wooden box. <br />D'Artagnan: Bring your own... <br />Porthos: [laughs] - Alexandre Dumas](/static/img/quotes/29074.jpg)