Pound-for-pound, I’m the best non-fighter in the world. I could kick Gandhi’s ass.

“I wish I had eyes that changed colors from blue to gray, and then after I cried…”

“You don’t have the shadow volume to sit next to me in the sunshine of truth.”

“Probably when people hear our national anthem they think of me. A real American…”

“If you give me a gift, it’d be insulting to pay you, because I’d be denying you…”