Priests were metal-reinforced overshoes. They saved your soles. This is an Assassin joke.

“One day all of us will die but - and this is the important thing - we are not d…”

“but what should we do when the highborn and wealthy take to crime? Indeed, if a…”

“It is a long-cherished tradition among a certain type of military thinker that …”

“His mouth said: "Would you like to have dinner tonight?" For just the skin of a…”