Put. That coffee. Down. Coffee's for closers only.

“You know, I once read an interesting book which said that, uh, most people lost…”

“The basis of drama is ... is the struggle of the hero towards a specific goal a…”

“Every reiteration of the idea that _nothing matters_ debases the human spirit.E…”

“We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.”