Question for your life: If there were a fountain machine that dispensed destruction instead of soda, would you grab an extra large cup?

“Life: Don’t count the minutes, count your blessings.”

“I have the world’s third largest fourth place. I keep it in my empty trophy cab…”

“Dinner is served. It’s chicken lo mein. Oh and by the way, your cat is missing.”

“If I collected dust, I wouldn’t mind if I got dust on it. My collection would g…”