Question for your life: If your face looked like your ass, and I’m not implying it doesn’t, would you consider invading Russia in the middle of winter wearing only shorts?

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“In the future, it’ll be my child, but it will be my child’s life, so I must nam…”

“LIberty is slavery. Or, well, you already know. P.S. Can you find my logo in th…”

“A jet may be perfect for breaking the speed of sound, but a brick is designed t…”