Question for your life: What is the price of love, and would you rather tally it with an abacus or an early 90s calculator watch?

“Too much coffee has been spilled in the name of war. Let us love and savor ever…”

“It’s a cliché to say that men think with their penises. But it’s a fact. And pe…”

“A blanket could be used to settle disputes. Hold my penis while I demonstrate h…”

“A blanket could be used to stop the bleeding. But what if that bleeding is figu…”