Reading—it’s the third best thing to do in bed.

“A haunted house could be used like a Band-Aid to stop a bleeding brick. But why…”

“I’m a Colorado boy at heart, even though my surrounding body is like the landma…”

“I can’t believe you think that I can’t believe you don’t think that.”

“I’m into older women, because all women are older women. Every second the woman…”