Respect doesn’t have to be shiny. It just needs to be wearable. Would you be so kind as to hold my jockstrap while I stir your hot coffee?


“One javelin through five people is like a murder kabob. Saves bullets.”

“If I typed out positive words, printed them out, blended them together with fru…”

“The only time I really think is when I smoke, and I quit smoking years ago.”

“Nobody is either honest or dishonest. Life is a gradient, and a saint might be …”