Revenge seeks its pound of flesh. That’s one fifth of my erection.

“People love to love, but I love to sleep, and that is why cats are closer to Go…”

“I dance for a living. At the early bird special you can find me—doing the worm.”

“There’s truth in only having a bicycle seat. I used to skip class and just hold…”

“To be environmentally friendly, I’d ride my stationary bike to work. I hope my …”