Reverse psychology, I do it in front of the mirror.

“According to me I have hypochondria. So if I say I suffer from a condition wher…”

“The best way to dig yourself out of a hole, is with a dead guy’s fingernails. T…”

“A blanket could be hung on your living room wall, and watched instead of nightl…”

“My advice is to write during commercial breaks, and read while your favorite TV…”