Right now I have a milk mustache. I grew it on a cattle ranch, and then glued it to my face.

“My dreams and ambitions kept me company on the way there, and despair and regre…”

“Man should have a solid foundation under his feet, and a roof over his mouth.”

“I am honest and enthusiastic, except when I’m lying down.”

“I smiled, and you winked. I think. Perhaps you merely blink with one eye at a t…”